May
20
2011

Why I Hate The Carnival…..

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So last weekend, our local church conducted it’s annual fundraising event by hosting the town carnival …  and even if I could have gotten the kids to ignore the 450 carnival posters that were hung up around town, we had to drive past the darn thing on our way to and from school every day….    their expectant faces turned toward it as if it were a beacon of light…..

While we were able to avoid taking them to the carnival in the evening hours during the school week (hello…  my kids go to bed between 7:45 and 9:00, how in the world do people fit in going to a carnival at night?), we decided that we couldn’t get out of going altogether, and we had to find a way to fit it into our already over-scheduled weekend.  So on Saturday, after 5 kids attended 4 separate soccer practices plus one gymnastics class thrown in for good measure, we made our way over to the festivities.

Now at the risk of sounding like a grumpy old curmudgeon, I really dreaded the idea of taking our large crew to the church carnival. Why?

It Costs Buckets of Money

While you don’t pay an admission fee to enter the carnival grounds, in order to enjoy the rides, you must purchase tickets….  at the cost of $1.25 each.  The “baby rides” require 2 tickets, and the “big kid” rides require 3 tickets…  and usually an adult needs to accompany them on these “big kids rides”, which means another 3 tickets.  That means it costs our family $30 for all 8 of us to ride one 2-minute ride.  (Just as a comparison, we could spend a day at Disney for what it would cost our family to ride 20 of these carnival rides.)  And I am not even counting the piles of $$ spent on food and games (more on that later….)

The Portability of The Rides Make Me Question Their Safety

Even without the dull memory of news stories featuring horrific injuries caused by carnival rides that have fallen apart mid-flight….  the mere idea of hopping on these rides that are assembled and dismantled countless times during a summer season makes me quiver.  Not that my kids share my concerns……  I think for them it just makes the ride that much more exciting.

The Greasy / Sticky Food Choices

Since we would be visiting near dinner time- we knew that we would be feasting on grilled hot dogs, greasy burgers and chicken nuggets washed down by full-sugar soda and then chased by elephant ears and cotton candy.  (On second thought….  this might actually be a selling point!) Maybe the real problem might be the lack of a beer tent (don’t they serve wine at Mass for goodness sake?)….

My Kids Fondness to Play Games That Award Miserable Prizes

It breaks my heart to stand there and watch my kids blow $25 on one stupid carnival game that they have no chance of winning because they are rigged to make money!  And why are they wasting their money and effort?  In the hopes that they will get to take home a bigger-than-life-sized plush banana (yes, I said banana) that is valued at $1.25.  Oh?  And should they decide to go for a more worthwhile prize- they’ll play that ridiculous ping pong ball bounce game where they give away goldfish.  So I’ll spend $14 per kid to win a goldfish that I will need to buy at $40 tank for, and $35 in annual supplies, and the damn thing will live past their high school graduation (yes, we actually do still have 2 goldfish that we won 3 years ago….)

But You Know What?  It Really Wasn’t So Bad….In Fact…  It Was Kind of Fun!

As much as I didn’t want to go to that darn carnival….  we actually ended up having a great time!  Steve and I came up with the idea of telling the kids that they had $20 each to spend on either rides or games (we would buy the food), and they had to think hard about how they wanted to spend their money.  Several of the older kids asked if they could add another $10 from their allowance jar, which we allowed.  And for days before we left, they each talked about and weighed the merits of games vs. rides with one another.  And when we arrived, the older three knew that they wanted to spend their money on games (all of it) and the younger ones knew that they wanted to go on the rides.  So Steve and I split up, and I took the younger ones on the rides.  Some of the rides required an adult, like the scrambler and the tornado, and some of them they were able to ride without me, and one time with a friend and the friend’s Dad (I will forever be grateful that Mr. D accompanied my oldest daughter on a stomach-lurching contraption called Zero Gravity).

The kids loved what they chose to do, and were just thrilled to be at the carnival.  When the money was all gone, the rides ridden, and the prizes won (and quite remarkably re-distributed to younger siblings as per their own choosing), we lined up to gorge on all of that delicious greasiness!  And chased it down with the obligatory elephant ears (3 of them) and cotton candy (2 giant bags)!  And as we walked back to our car carrying a larger-than-life sized plush shark and 47 other plush bears, snakes, and dogs….  listening to my kids chatter excitedly about the triumphs of the evening….  I couldn’t help but wonder why I wasn’t excited in the first place…..

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1 Lynne Stark May 20, 2011 at 6:43 am

Loved that! PS: I’ll let you know when the South Salem Carnival is in town!!!!

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2 Sharon
Twitter: sharonmomof6
May 20, 2011 at 11:53 am

Umm…. no thanks! :)

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3 Nicole@MTLBlog
Twitter: MTDLBlog
May 20, 2011 at 8:42 am

Wonderful post! I love that your kids had a limit and they had time to consider what was worth their money. I really hope to instill a sense of responsibility in my kids when it comes to money and the knowledge that it does not “grow on trees”. I avoid the carnival like the plague – but my kids are really young, so I have a couple more years of avoidance in me I think. :-) I know I will have to give in at some point though!

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4 Sharon
Twitter: sharonmomof6
May 20, 2011 at 11:53 am

You know, I thought the whole $ limit was going to lead to a melt down when it ran out…. but it didn’t. They actually understood that it meant the end of the game playing / ride riding. What was funny is watching how the older three spent the money. One of them spent it all immediately- he just ran from thing to thing plopping down the $ bills, playing the games, and winning small prizes- that he then gave all of them away to his younger sibs. But our oldest son held onto his money the longest, watching every game, seeing where his chances were good or where he’d have the most fun, and figuring out which prize he really wanted to win. He was the one that came home with the giant shark- and couldn’t be prouder!

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5 Christine@TheAums May 20, 2011 at 9:49 am

Sharon, this is hilarious! All I can compare it with is taking the whole fam to see a movie in 3D, something I try to avoid at all costs, because it cost over a 100 bucks just to see Winne the effing Pooh!
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6 Sharon
Twitter: sharonmomof6
May 20, 2011 at 11:49 am

Taking your kids to see 3D movies is a topic for a whole ‘nother post! How about that their little faces are so small that they can’t keep the glasses on… so you spend the entire movie with them in your lap so that you can help to hold the glasses onto their heads….. Or they just take them off altogether, so you keep pulling your own glasses down to see what the movie looks like to them, realizing then that most of it is a blur to them. And this you paid extra for?

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7 Christine@TheAums May 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Ok, husband just reminded me it was Yogi the effing Bear! Guess all I remember is that it cost over 100 bucks!
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8 Kimber June 23, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Hahaha— a mom after my own heart. We go to the fair every year for food. This past year, our three-year old noticed that other parents were taking their kids on rides… and his parents weren’t. My husband says, “Let’s just take him on a few.” I pointed to the double stroller and reminded him that in a few years, more children will get the idea that they can go on a few rides… and that it costs a lot of money! We spent a fortune on a handful of tickets. The food is always fun– definitely a once a year treat! I don’t know our future at fairs and carnivals. My family never rode carnival rides and my husband’s did; we have very different views on the safety of these rides. :P
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9 Sharon
Twitter: sharonmomof6
June 25, 2012 at 10:56 am

And just wait until the kiddos discover the thrill of throwing away gobs of money at those carnival games so that they can come home with some oversized and strange looking but not-at-all cuddly stuffed animal- like SpongeBob!

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10 Andrew Stincic June 13, 2013 at 3:11 pm

I always wait 365 days a year to visit the fairgrounds. I am the type of guy who would go on the most intense fairground rides (hint: the ones people get sick on). Who wouldn’t want to experience high G-forces, extreme speeds, and high-energy rock music all at the same time?

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